I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair letra

I don't brush my teeth; I never comb my hair
I wear the same socks everyday and I don't care

I never have to clean my room. I never change my shirt
I like my pants the way they are; ripped and caked with dirt
I wash my hands on Sunday. Monday I change my clothes
There's lint stuck in my belly button and dirt in between my toes

I ride the bus to school each day, everyone makes room for me
I like to shower twice a year to help me socially
My teacher never calls on me, she's so afraid she'l faint
She says my grammars good enough, but I'm almost sure it ain't

Take a whiff if you want to; come close if you dare
But I don't brush my teeth and I never comb my hair

Barry Louis Polisar - Letras

• A Bee Will Sting You
• A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
• A Clock Without A "C"
• A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
• A Sick Song
• Accident
• Alfabet Song
• All I Want Is You
• Ant And The Grasshopper
• Apple Of My Eye
• As You Sleep So Peacefully
• Aunt Anna Came To Our House
• Bad Boys
• Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
• Barnyard Stomp
• Bumblebee Song
• But I'm Just Thirteen
• But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
• Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
• Caterpillar
• Chameleon
• Cindy Absent
• Crab
• Craster
• Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long.
• Diaper Rash
• Dinosaur Song
• Do This, Do That
• Dog Barked
• Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
• Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
• Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
• Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
• Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
• Donuts
• Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
• Early Sunday Morning
• Ellen Grew A Beard
• Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
• Everywhere You Go
• First It Bit My Behind
• Five More Minutes
• Fred
• Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
• Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
• Go And Hush
• Have A Little Smoke?
• He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
• Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
• Homemade
• I Can Do Anything
• I Can't Tie My Shoe
• I Can't, I Can't
• I Didn't Mean To
• I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
• I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
• I Don't Wanna Go To School
• I Eat Kids
• I Forgot
• I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
• I Lost My Pants
• I Love Your Eyes
• I Miss Grandma
• I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
• I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
• I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
• I Still Don't Like Asparagus
• I Used To Have a Sister
• I Wanna Be A Dog
• I Wanna Be Your Baby
• I'd Be Me
• I'm A Slug
• I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
• I'm Bored
• I'm Late
• I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
• I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
• If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
• It All Comes Back To Me
• It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
• Just The Way You Are
• Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
• Lucky To Be Alive
• Lullaby For A Crying Baby
• Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
• Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
• Me And You
• Mom And Dad Are Always Right
• Mom Said No I Said Why
• My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
• My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
• My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
• My Friend Jake
• My Mother Ran Away Today
• My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
• Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
• Not So Good At Baseball
• Nothing
• Oh No, I Like My Sister
• One Big Happy Family
• One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
• Our Dog Bernard
• Poor Orville Thlapp
• Potty Training
• Reptile World
• Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
• Shut Up In The Library
• Siamese Twins
• Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
• Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
• That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
• There's no Substitute for a cat
• These Are Not My Children
• They Said Eat The Broccoli
• Thump Thump Thump
• Tomorrow
• Town Of Round
• Trouble....What Trouble?
• Tyrannosaurus Nix
• Underwear
• Warning
• Water
• We Don't Have To Share
• Wet Again
• What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
• What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
• What If A Zebra Had Spots?
• When Suzie Sneezed
• When The House Is Dark And Quiet
• Who Got A Boo-Boo?
• Why Do I Love You?
• You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick