These Are Not My Children letra

They think it is so funny when they flatten my new hat.
They think they are so clever when they try to dress the cat.
They hide my car keys and my shoes. They kick and scream and fuss.
And when do their homework, they leave it on the bus.

But these are not my children;
My kids are polite
I think someone switched them
In the middle of the night

My kids never leave their clothes in piles on the floor
And when they use the bathroom, they always close the door.
My kids are so well behaved; they never ever fight
They're patient and obedient and are extremely bright

My kids listen when I speak, they follow every rule
My kids do not yell at me, they're never late for school
My kids don't drop cookie crumbs when they eat a snack
My kids wear clean underwear; my kids don't talk back

Barry Louis Polisar - Letras

• A Bee Will Sting You
• A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
• A Clock Without A "C"
• A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
• A Sick Song
• Accident
• Alfabet Song
• All I Want Is You
• Ant And The Grasshopper
• Apple Of My Eye
• As You Sleep So Peacefully
• Aunt Anna Came To Our House
• Bad Boys
• Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
• Barnyard Stomp
• Bumblebee Song
• But I'm Just Thirteen
• But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
• Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
• Caterpillar
• Chameleon
• Cindy Absent
• Crab
• Craster
• Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long.
• Diaper Rash
• Dinosaur Song
• Do This, Do That
• Dog Barked
• Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
• Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
• Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
• Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
• Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
• Donuts
• Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
• Early Sunday Morning
• Ellen Grew A Beard
• Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
• Everywhere You Go
• First It Bit My Behind
• Five More Minutes
• Fred
• Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
• Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
• Go And Hush
• Have A Little Smoke?
• He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
• Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
• Homemade
• I Can Do Anything
• I Can't Tie My Shoe
• I Can't, I Can't
• I Didn't Mean To
• I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
• I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
• I Don't Wanna Go To School
• I Eat Kids
• I Forgot
• I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
• I Lost My Pants
• I Love Your Eyes
• I Miss Grandma
• I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
• I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
• I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
• I Still Don't Like Asparagus
• I Used To Have a Sister
• I Wanna Be A Dog
• I Wanna Be Your Baby
• I'd Be Me
• I'm A Slug
• I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
• I'm Bored
• I'm Late
• I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
• I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
• If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
• It All Comes Back To Me
• It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
• Just The Way You Are
• Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
• Lucky To Be Alive
• Lullaby For A Crying Baby
• Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
• Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
• Me And You
• Mom And Dad Are Always Right
• Mom Said No I Said Why
• My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
• My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
• My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
• My Friend Jake
• My Mother Ran Away Today
• My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
• Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
• Not So Good At Baseball
• Nothing
• Oh No, I Like My Sister
• One Big Happy Family
• One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
• Our Dog Bernard
• Poor Orville Thlapp
• Potty Training
• Reptile World
• Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
• Shut Up In The Library
• Siamese Twins
• Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
• Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
• That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
• There's no Substitute for a cat
• These Are Not My Children
• They Said Eat The Broccoli
• Thump Thump Thump
• Tomorrow
• Town Of Round
• Trouble....What Trouble?
• Tyrannosaurus Nix
• Underwear
• Warning
• Water
• We Don't Have To Share
• Wet Again
• What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
• What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
• What If A Zebra Had Spots?
• When Suzie Sneezed
• When The House Is Dark And Quiet
• Who Got A Boo-Boo?
• Why Do I Love You?
• You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick