I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom letra

I see you with your hand held up
It's the third time today.
I don't believe you need to go
I think you don't wanna stay.
The first time was at nine o'clock
I gave you your first pass
Later you asked me again
To be excused from class

You kids think you can fool me.
You think that I'm a fool.
I know what goes on in your minds
I know you hate this school
I know you have your little tricks
To sneak moments here and there.
You think I don't know what you do.
You think that I don't care.

Put down your hand this moment
I know when I see a fake.
You don't have to go anywhere.
'Cause you don't have to make.
Raise your hand just one more time
You'll be standing in the hall.
Hey wait, no put your pants on!
No, not against the wall.

You kids think you can fool me.
You think that I'm a fool
I know what goes on in your minds
I know you hate this school.
I know you have your little tricks
To sneak moments here and there.
You think I don't know what you do.
You think that I don't care

Barry Louis Polisar - Letras

• A Bee Will Sting You
• A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
• A Clock Without A "C"
• A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
• A Sick Song
• Accident
• Alfabet Song
• All I Want Is You
• Ant And The Grasshopper
• Apple Of My Eye
• As You Sleep So Peacefully
• Aunt Anna Came To Our House
• Bad Boys
• Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
• Barnyard Stomp
• Bumblebee Song
• But I'm Just Thirteen
• But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
• Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
• Caterpillar
• Chameleon
• Cindy Absent
• Crab
• Craster
• Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long.
• Diaper Rash
• Dinosaur Song
• Do This, Do That
• Dog Barked
• Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
• Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
• Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
• Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
• Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
• Donuts
• Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
• Early Sunday Morning
• Ellen Grew A Beard
• Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
• Everywhere You Go
• First It Bit My Behind
• Five More Minutes
• Fred
• Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
• Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
• Go And Hush
• Have A Little Smoke?
• He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
• Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
• Homemade
• I Can Do Anything
• I Can't Tie My Shoe
• I Can't, I Can't
• I Didn't Mean To
• I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
• I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
• I Don't Wanna Go To School
• I Eat Kids
• I Forgot
• I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
• I Lost My Pants
• I Love Your Eyes
• I Miss Grandma
• I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
• I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
• I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
• I Still Don't Like Asparagus
• I Used To Have a Sister
• I Wanna Be A Dog
• I Wanna Be Your Baby
• I'd Be Me
• I'm A Slug
• I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
• I'm Bored
• I'm Late
• I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
• I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
• If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
• It All Comes Back To Me
• It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
• Just The Way You Are
• Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
• Lucky To Be Alive
• Lullaby For A Crying Baby
• Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
• Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
• Me And You
• Mom And Dad Are Always Right
• Mom Said No I Said Why
• My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
• My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
• My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
• My Friend Jake
• My Mother Ran Away Today
• My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
• Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
• Not So Good At Baseball
• Nothing
• Oh No, I Like My Sister
• One Big Happy Family
• One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
• Our Dog Bernard
• Poor Orville Thlapp
• Potty Training
• Reptile World
• Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
• Shut Up In The Library
• Siamese Twins
• Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
• Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
• That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
• There's no Substitute for a cat
• These Are Not My Children
• They Said Eat The Broccoli
• Thump Thump Thump
• Tomorrow
• Town Of Round
• Trouble....What Trouble?
• Tyrannosaurus Nix
• Underwear
• Warning
• Water
• We Don't Have To Share
• Wet Again
• What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
• What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
• What If A Zebra Had Spots?
• When Suzie Sneezed
• When The House Is Dark And Quiet
• Who Got A Boo-Boo?
• Why Do I Love You?
• You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick